10 Things I’ve Learned Looking Back Through My 5 Years On Facebook

1. I am ill – a lot
2. I have a potty mouth
3. Cunt is my favourite
4. Jack Daniels features heavily in my weekends
5. I have a shit load of photos most of which I have since removed – it’s ok though as I’ve over 11k photos and videos on my external hard drive
6. I try not to over share but sometimes my post make no sense
7. I am a camera whore but so are some of my favourite women – faffing about is a pre night out ritual
8. I don’t share all my personal details
9. I used to have a lot of “friends” on Facebook, then I deleted them because they weren’t actually friends more people to get mashed up with on the weekends -  that doesn’t necessarily constitute as friendship to me
10. My first year on Facebook was pretty uneventful I never used it – now it’s like a dirty online addiction… It’s like porn

What have you learned from looking back through your Facebook timeline?